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Matthew Lillard

One of the sexiest men known to this earth, played Shaggy, Stu Macher and now William Afton, aged like fine wine and would smash ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Person 1: do you like Matthew Lillard?

Person 2: hell yeah Iโ€™d bang him
by DilfBanger November 18, 2023
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Matthew sturnioloK

The reason why my gf dosent love me ๐Ÿ–•
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended
Unboyfriended= sad๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฝ
by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023
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matthew sturnioloK

Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriendedโ€ฆ
Me:โ€ฆ

Unboyfriended = sad ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฝ
by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023
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Matthew

A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.
Matthew sucks cock
by VNR4 November 22, 2023
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Matthew

A right cunt most of the time which projects his insecurity about his little package. Plus he's a filthy vegan
Ah fuck not Matthew. He's going to start preaching about his small dick- I mean veganism again...
by Bigmantam November 22, 2023
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Matthew is gay

Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..
Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world

Matthew:HuH

Matthew is gay.
by Not_yui November 23, 2023
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Matthew

A sexy boy who really loves to play Spiderman and fortnite
Matthew is walking on the beach in a fortnite speedo when he sees a really sexy Latina lying down. He walks up to her and uses his fortnite rizz to get her to come with him to his luxury apartment. This sexy Latina is in shock on the sexy gamer physique of sexy Matthew. They walk in the door and the first thing Matthew asks her is Fortnite? The sexy Latina says yes and they get to playing fortnite on Matt's Playstation. Matthew is a fortnite gamer God and he destroys this sexy Latina in fortnite. The sexy Latina is shocked on how good Matthew is at fortnite. Matthew and the Latina finish their last match of fortnite. Then Matthew proceeds to destroy this sexy Latina in the bedroom aswell.
by DirtyDom6969 December 4, 2023
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