March 14th

March 14th, according to 'The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie' is the day that krabs fries.

Person 1: its march 14th
Person 2: ok
Person 1: but its the day that krabs fries
Person 2: i think you have aspergers
Person 1: oh

by MrPussyLove March 12, 2023

March 27

Ding dong ditch day!

A prank in which a doorbell of a home is rung, and then the pranksters run away before the occupants of the home open the door.

“Let’s ding dong ditch Thomas’s door for fun, because it’s March 27th.”

by sophiaspseudonym March 27, 2022

March 6th

If you have a birthday or your anniversary or maybe even your wedding day was on this day then you picked the best day because I love this day it’s my favorite day of the year

when is your anniversary/birthday/wedding day ?

oh it’s March 6th!!

by crystalbitch234 March 7, 2021

March 16

A girl with a letter of A,R,K and N in their name must be a assistant to a boy by the letter J,k and A for the whole day.

March 16= Assistant day
Enjoy

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

MARCH 26

SLAP YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER DAY

March 26 , you can slap your least favorite teacher no consequences.

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

March 22

Maryam's birthday, the Maryam who's from IB and has hot eyes

Maryam's friend: what's so cool about your birthday
Maryam: well I mean march 22 is Liam Payne's son's birthday too and Pia Mia released the official soundtrack for AFTER on it!!!

by miazayn October 16, 2019