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lunenburg moment 

When you’re going to *shit your pants in the middle of the street, but there’s nowhere to go because everything is closed.

*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.
-What’s wrong? Are you hurt.
-No, I’m having a Lunenburg moment. I can’t hold.
lunenburg moment by mckat May 3, 2018

Cravy Moment 

The moment when someone who's addicted a drug collects all the rest of it thats laying on the floor. He then consumes these rest in order to numb his cravings for a while
A: "Yo, ya have some coke at home?"
B: "Nah bro, i consumed all the coke layin on my floor yesterday."
A: "What a cravy moment, dawg!"
Cravy Moment by ByFraxx August 13, 2018

Woodshed Moment 

Wood shed is an outbuilding where the firewood was kept back in the olden days. Usually there was room inside for a couple of seats (unsplit logs) to facilitate smokin' & jokin'. However, it was also a convenient and enclosed space to deliver an ass-whuppin' in relative private without disturbing the better-behaved children of the house. These days a "woodshed moment" is not limited to a beating, and can apply to disciplinary conferences in an employer/employee relationship.
"What the...Brad botched the meeting and cost us a client! When he gets in we're going to have a woodshed moment."
Woodshed Moment by ChickenThe Cat October 10, 2018

Guy moment 

When bros relate to something that mostly guys do
Bro 1: Susan fucking took the kids and alcohol is my only friend
Bro 2: Guy moment
Guy moment by namtrash February 28, 2019

Nagini moment 

When typing a sentence you make a mistake which would mean that you have had an nagini moment
Oops I’m having a Nagini moment

True moment 

When something is so true, you have to declare it.
“I think it’s too rainy to get a pork roll” he says, “True moment” the boy replies.
True moment by Ho’s June 11, 2019