Mike

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 29, 2022

monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson

I swear I’m monkey mike

by The mins April 14, 2021

Doing a Mike

Tapping out, leaving when the going gets tough.

"Why did he suddenly run off when I asked him that question, without warning or explanation"?
"Oh, he's just doing a mike,"

by Victimofmagic June 21, 2025

Mike

A man who has seen many nuts before niya

Omg is that the nut man mike

by Bigman772 November 30, 2020

mike lit-burnz

it refers to a saying "my clit burns" and people mostly say it in TikTok comments and lives

"Can you say happy birthday to Mike Lit-Burnz?"
"Happy birthday Mike Lit-Burnz!"
*realizes*

by mqxxed March 2, 2025

Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3

mike wheeler is cute.

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

Mike McCready

Guitar player for the kick-ass band Pearl Jam and an overall awesome man. Has had fancy hairstyles in the past, and likes to wear interesting pants/shoe combinations.

"hey man what's that awesome guitar solo i can hear?"
"dude, that's Mike McCready! He's awesome!"

by kansassharp November 29, 2016