Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

Matthew

Someone that usually fucks your mom

Matthew fucks your mom

by Matthew909 November 20, 2021

Matthew

Matthew's are very charming and calm. Though he can be a bird and a nerdt bag. He has an obsession over feet. His feet smell like parmesan cheese.

Matthew is such a turd bag

by Bird johnson October 25, 2020

Matthew

the guy that owes me $16

"Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"

by metroboominwantsomemoren April 15, 2024

Matthew

A good person, unless your talking about me, then a real shitty person

Me: There is only one bad Matthew, and its me

by Im Fucking Ur mom right now ;) January 31, 2022

Matthew

Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.

I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.

by potatodonkey February 24, 2022

Matthew

Has an incredible name.Beast, Hard Worker, Introvert. Loves being around his teammates and lives being in the weight room. He is an Icon at Kapaun Mount Carmel. He was a 3 sport athlete growing up and has played sports for 12 years

What up Matthew

by MattyIceTheBeast November 23, 2021