Jersey lady

Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.

"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."

by DanOShanter May 29, 2015

Lady Love Envelope

The opening between a woman's legs

I'm going to thrust my throbbing truncheon deep inside your lady love envelope

by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016

lady pickle

vagina

i want to tickle your lady pickle

by ladypickle69 August 29, 2016

Mole Lady

A girl or woman who is short like between 4'8-5'1. She isn't perfect well nobody is but she's very pretty. She gets all the boys attention.

Boy 1: yo it's mole lady
Boy 2: hey mole lady over

(Mole lady look they're way)

Mole Lady: hi

by HisFav💘 October 16, 2016

lady raine

Pussy juice or pant soup. Your choice

I'd love a sample of that lady raine

by Dicksucker November 3, 2015

The White Lady

When your phone (referring to landline mostly) is suspended/disconnected and the recorded message on the other end speaking.

I called you yesterday but the white lady answered.

by Eric29theGreat January 13, 2016

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016