Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed

“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday

by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Kick

October 30th is not Camilas or Melissas day. If you know of a Camila or Melissa, kick them. Yes, kick them.

Person 1:hey Melissa.
Person 2: hello Cami
Person 1&2: *kicks
Person 1&2: OWWW

by Jaci Butler October 28, 2019

Kick It Goofy

When you’re trying to play with someone on G

J Dog- “Ay bruh I thought you said you were gonna pull up today”

T Dog- “Ay bruh I just wanted to switch it up man”

J Dog- “Bro stop playing wit me I’m tryna kick it goofy

by ibaghotguys August 15, 2021

kick around

To think about and discuss ideas, usually with other people.

Let's kick around this scenario.

by Zhinoos February 5, 2016

kick-licker

Someone who aggressively fights while licking and or spitting.

Did you see that kick-licker, how disgusting!

by water pumkin June 1, 2018

Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023