4 July

National fuck your gf in her prom dress day

bf: i’m gonna fuck you in ur prom dress
gf: why
bf: because it’s 4 july
gf: horny bastard

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017

July 11th

Take your other half to a movie and bang

Yo it's July 11th I might just take her to the movies yk what I'm sayin

by Bigelm June 26, 2025

July 20

a day where u buy your bsf anything they want thats under the price of 20 dollars ! show them how much u appreciate them on this day !

girl one: “hey bsf, pick something from your fav store and i’ll buy it.”
girl two: “wait. thats so nice of you ! why so sudden tho ?”
girl one: “its july 20 dumbass”
girl two: “OH YEA”

by IsaIzzieKizz November 24, 2022

Julie

1. Julie is a horse

2. Julie likes bald people

3 . Julie is my bestfriend

Girl 1 : Where's Julie the horse ?

Girl 2 : OH! She's in there, Daniel is riding her.

by Lanalover69 March 23, 2023

July 42nd

A day that most likely, doesn't exist.
But... It might.

some dude 1: Bro I can't wait for July 42nd!
some dude 2: I don't think that exists...
some dude 1: e x a c t l y, I have n o t h i n g to look toward to 👴

by AAAAAfuckthisAAAAAAAAAAAAAA October 8, 2021

6 of July

This is the day you make out with your partner, while doing some activities, for example: baking, watching movies, reading books, cuddling etc.

since it’s 6 of July, we are going to watch a movie together.

by buymesomegoodmeal July 3, 2023