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Jimmy's comment

when someone says retarded comments in class
"well, why are you here?"said jimmy."you know what jimmy....UGHHH!",said teacher."there is a new word in the dictionary.Its Jimmy's comment." everyone laughed.
by sydneeeyyy November 27, 2007
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You jimmy everywhere
by fhruruddje October 12, 2022
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You are a jimmy
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024
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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
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Jimmy waller

Jimmy waller is a real traveling man lives in a wife beater with a stella in his hand and a greyhound in the other he is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning a caravan listening to Johnny cash smoking a durry
See Jimmy waller boh cleaning that caravan thats a serious fella and I can smell that durry from here
by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022
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Jimmy

From the Ecclesiastic Late Latin Iacomus, an evolution of Iacobus which is from the Ecclesiastic Iakōbos, a cognate of the Hebrew Yaakov. The name has its root in ya`aqob (supplanting, seizing by the heel). Some say Iacomus arises from an error in the transcription of manuscripts from the Greek to the Latin by an early monk. Short: Jim. Pet: Jamie, Jimmy.

In the modern day English Jimmy can be referred to someone who cannot help but tell everyone about his new and recent purchases to anyone who will listen (or not). Jimmy's are known for there mild mannered personalities which makes them very good at being used.

It is common to find them around agricultural areas mucking out stables, tending to chickens or walking their pets.

They have been known to clock watch when with other males due to always feeling as if they should be doing something else other than enjoying themselves.
Alan: Hey Jimmy what are you up to today, wanna hang out?

Jimmy: No can do I am afraid I have to muck out the horses and then walk the dogs. There's just not enough hours in the day to enjoy myself.

Alan: Classic Jimmy, see you around i suppose then...
by Dr Carruthers November 15, 2021
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