January 18th

January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko

“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”

“Ohh okay”

by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019

Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

January 2

January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen

Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"

by PuRe_PeRfEkT_aNd_SeLfIsH January 1, 2022

January 20th

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!

1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...

by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022

January 24th

Today, you must kiss your girl.

Stan: it’s January 24th, national kiss your girl day

Sally: What are you waiting for??

by arealsudoname January 24, 2025

18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do

A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January

by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023

January 2

January 2 is national give your bf/gf a kiss

January 2 is the day kiss

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020