Hat

The Hat(AKA The H@, The ㅐA ㅓ, The Haキ,Th3 H4t, τΗε Ηατ, etc.) is the ultimate form of swag that is gained through hours and days of extensive self-realization and countless sacrifices. Once you get the the hat, you will realize it is a parasitic entity that controls your everyday life. It is implied that you can get if you want it or you can get it if you need but once you get it it becomes a necessity that can be used to get the lean.

Jerin humiliated himself and gave up his sanity for the Hat. He soon began to get suicidal thoughts and he would constantly ask himself, "All this for the money?".

by xGUNy September 2, 2019

Party Hat

That one person in your tribe who is always happy and ready to make some bad decisions.

Make sure Party Hat is not the designated driver tonight!

by Cookieporn June 6, 2018

stripper hat

A very sexy hat on a mainly beardily large sized muscular man

Bro. Did you see tons stripper hat last night. All the chicks were digging it

by Thomas 99 December 21, 2017

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

hat

Sucking dick

A girl gave me hat last night.

by officialR3 January 5, 2018

Jesters hat

A flamboyant person very colorful

He's got the personality of a jesters hat

by Sincityhard1 January 5, 2020

Hats

Magic mushrooms; hallucinagenic mushrooms that are ingested for a jolly good time

The weed started to kick in on our way to pick up some hats.

by MrsSchyster January 10, 2020