A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
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Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.
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Dave was with a tall woman and was tired of licking her belly buttom, so he just did a Dutch windturbine on her face.
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