One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.

"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"

by twindle April 11, 2015

Ground Human

People who don't know how to fly any type of aircraft.

Silly ground human, go walk away.

by Rekceir March 20, 2025

humans

Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?

Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!

by 미겔 December 11, 2022

Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.

"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."

by acid)eater May 6, 2024

humaning

human death

the that human is humaning another human

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022

a lost of humans

The collection name for a group of humans.

Similar to a herd of goats, a school of fish, a murder of crows, there is a lost of humans.

by ShackleBuster May 6, 2022

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025