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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
mugGet the high calorie humanmug.

For Humanity!!!

That's the name of my Human/Cleric deck in MTG Arena. Are you creeping on my Facebook page Emma?
Hym "For Humanity!!! Was a good deck. I made it to diamond with that... And then they needed it. I didn't even uses that bullshit angel card the everyone was using at the time. They literally perform everything I do. First it was the mutants. Then it was the scute swarm. Then clerics. I don't have any usable archetypes left! How am I supposed to play the game like that!?"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2024
mugGet the For Humanity!!!mug.

raph the best human that lived on earth

raph the best human that lived on earth is emili's
by emilixoxx April 8, 2018
mugGet the raph the best human that lived on earthmug.

human

you
by hellohuman111 January 13, 2020
mugGet the humanmug.

Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012
mugGet the Human Beer Bongmug.

Human hoop

Eternal Human centipede going anti clockwise with a strap-ons
-Are you free this weekend, I am hosting a Human hoop party
by Insert_your April 30, 2024
mugGet the Human hoopmug.

Human

He is da face of the damn earth.
He’s a human, Idiot.
by Orangutan Man March 22, 2022
mugGet the Humanmug.

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