Facebook Hoe

Girls that just want a reaction out of shit
“I don’t even pay her any attention, she a Facebook hoe. Ain’t bout to ruin my day.”
by Bee Calm January 25, 2021
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Facebook stalking

Facebook Stalking consists of monitoring Facebook activities of Facebook users.

Like regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the stalkee but, unlike regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking is not illegal as it's the stalkee self that spontaneously posts information online about him/herself.

As you might know, posting contents on Facebook (or anywhere else online) means publishing content.

Facebook stalking is generally accepted by the voyeuristic victims but sometimes they complain being *stalked*. This shows either ignorance in the use of these new media platforms (and in the law) or eagerness to accuse their neighbor of the very same evil they suffer from. In psychology this behavior is called projection.

In addition, being a Facebook user stalked for real or not, nobody can know it, due to strict Facebook rules which prevent users to know who visited their profile.
Guy A: You know dude, my ex is Facebook stalking me!
Guy B: And how do you know it?
Guy A: I don't: it's just my gut feeling...
Guy B: Get over it, dude!
by Narcissistic Notes Fb page November 25, 2017
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Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc
I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook
by Seabass391 April 28, 2015
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Facebook guerilla

A Facebook friend, who never likes, or comments on your posts, but suddenly reads something you posted, and feels the need to attack you with a comment.
I didn't think that Jim read any of my posts, until he pulled that Facebook guerilla move.
by Uncle Jerry Sandusky March 03, 2015
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One for facebook

To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.
by Crazy_Horse January 13, 2009
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Facebook Glory

The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity
Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory
by Jimmy Lumoxx January 08, 2016
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Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
by shadyblues13 July 02, 2011
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