When one sits on their Facebook account, aimlessly clicking around for an unspecified period of time. Usually oblivious to surroundings.
Bob: Dude, why didn't you respond to my txt?
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
by Facebook Wizard July 27, 2010
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Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015
Get the Facebook addiction mug.When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.
*Class Starts*
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010
Get the Facebook Jamming mug.The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015
Get the Facebook Paradox mug.When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc
I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook
by Seabass391 April 28, 2015
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Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*
*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"
Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*
*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"
by benisthelawson October 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Everywhere mug.The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.
by painfulQueef November 14, 2011
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