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Ethan

The guy Ethan who everyone likes he also has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel’s super athletic and dose not like the gays
Ethan: I have a bigger peen than you

Everyone: facts
by Ethan at your moms house December 6, 2021
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ethan

ethan can be a wonderful guy at times. but once u get to know him hes the most bipolar manipulative person in the world. he messes with your feelings to the point where ur so lost and dont even know who you are anymore. he makes you attached to him and stay wity him, even though he drains you all the time. hes toxic and not loyal. though he may seem like he is, he isnt. so dont trust a guy named ethan, or date, trust me its not worth it😗
ethan is the typa guy to makeout with 10 girls in a night , fuck your bestfriend or something and try and come home to u and act like everythings all good
by Shordi August 29, 2022
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ethan jiang

A person that has a level 100 gyat. He can pull any girl he wants. He attracts girls with his immense gyat and 22 inch penis. His penis is so big, once it hits you, you get knocked out. His huge ass is always clenched up and shaking like crazy.

He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵

He is wayyy to hot.
Ethan Jiang went on a date with Zhi Yan
by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023
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ethan

the most amazing guy you could ever meet. such a kind person, a true gentleman. genuinely the best person ever, never fails to listen without judgment, comforting you with the kindest words ever. although he doesn't think so himself, such a smart and cool person. so funny and lighthearted - introverted at first but so amazing after you get to know him well. a great listener, smart person, nice smile, kind heart and a great person overall. if you ever get an ethan in your life, make sure to appreciate him as well as possible. people like these aren't common.
by dinkled June 15, 2023
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Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch
me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
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Ethan Myton

Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton
by The most special special June 26, 2023
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Ethan Grubb

He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.
Ethan Grubb is too peng and makes all boys identify themselves as gay
by He makes them for 4 years December 18, 2019
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