Dirty dylan

When a guy steals a girls vibrator and then uses it on some other girl and denies it when he gets caught red handed

Man she caught me last night doing a dirty dylan the other day but I denied it, and fucked my boyfriend with it I just had to Google where I got it

by Dr. Dildon April 25, 2020

Ema send dylan nudes

Ema you should do it

Ema send dylan nudes
Ema:ok

by Idklolwyd April 13, 2020

Dirty Dylan

The act of floating in a public fountain on an inflatible animal and throwing a shit at a passer by.

Woah fuck did you see that?
Yeah that kunt just did a dirty dylan look at the shit on her face.

by Clever froggers August 22, 2019

Bob Dylan

The word Bob Dylan can be used in a sentence to fill in any word that is not remembered at the moment. It is very helpful in life when you cannot remember a word, phrase, or even a name.

I Bob Dylan'd the kid so he looked at me and Bob Dylan'd me back. Bob Dylan gave me a Bob Dylan glare Bob Dylanning the Bob Dylan while constantly Looking at the Bob Dylan trying to eat some Bob Dylan. But he Bob Dylan'd sadly Bob Dylanning back to his Bob Dylan

by Chief Mendez June 13, 2009

Wet Dylan

First conceived by the Renaissance painter and philanthropist Dylan L'Goulange, a wet Dylan begins when someone eats a large, predominately corn-filled burrito. After consuming the burrito, the "Dylan" must approach an elderly stranger on the street, preferably one with disabilities. After convincing the stranger to lay on their back by promising them free hard candy, the Dylan must insert a funnel into the victims mouth. The assailant should then tear a hole in the back of their pants and sit on the funnel, whilst screaming "Wu Tang Clan" aint nuthin to fuck wit", and begin releasing explosive diarrhea into the victims mouth. The elderly victim must then be helped to their feet and promptly punched in the stomach until they release the diarrhea.

The victim should then be invited to Applebees© for a reasonably priced meal, and then dickslapped by a group of homeless men drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Electric Melon flavor.

Guy: "Did you hear what happened to Scott's Grandma?"
Other Guy: "No, but I heard she went to Applebees the other day, so she can't be doing that bad."
Guy: "She got Wet Dylaned man, the Applebees part was just so she could get dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "At least she got an affordably priced, fresh and delicious meal out of it."
Guy: "Are you fucking serious? She got diarrhea raped and dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "Yeah but, Applebees has such wonderful appetizers and their burgers are delicious."

by Corbin Omega February 25, 2011

Dirty Dylan

Not showering

Fuck he is a dirty dylan

by pooboyzeek August 2, 2020

The Dylan

during sex the guy yells "who's the boss?" then punches the girl in the face saying "dylan's the boss!"

I gave my girlfriend The Dylan last night.

by smiley1440 October 4, 2008