dudeness 

n. (Your Dudness or His Dudeness or Her Dudeness) title used to establish one's ultimate position in the "dude" hierarchy, "Dudeness" being the ultimate ruler of all or at least most other dudes.

"Dudeness over there is sendin' you the googly eyes."
"He's sendin' the googlies?"

dudeness by manlymanlyman August 23, 2005

dudeillkillyou

The words "Dude, I'll kill you" all slurred together without pause, often muttered under one's breath to a friend who is about to either say or do something stupid that will result in negative repercussions to you. More a warning than an actual threat.

Dudeillkillyou. I know what you're about to say about me sleeping with his sister.

Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.

dudeillkillyou by Talmanes December 3, 2006

Dudestroyer 

The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.

"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."

Dudestroyer by BorisSDT September 10, 2011

Dudehound

Any dude that is overly enthusiastic about all things penis.

Tom: "Josh is such a dudehound."

Ryan: "Yeah, he is always walking around the halls without a towel."

Dudehound by tm343407 September 29, 2008

Dudeland 

A parallel universe where everyone is a dude and everything is cool. Dudeland has its own time zone, which is usually about 5 hours behind ours and will always be at least 20 minutes picking you up. Time also moves much more slowly in dudeland - it seems 5 hours behind but it is really 1988. All the dudes communicate by sharing a collective conscious which maximizes the use of its most endangered natural resource - brain cells. This explains how all the dudes understand each other when they mumble and/or can go for hours without speaking and still know that another dude wants nachos. It also explains why dudes are convinced that they DID tell you about losing your ATM card, setting the microwave on fire, or having to spend the weekend in jail - everyone in dudeland already knows and he forgot that you don't share the dudeland telepathy. Dudeland rocks because there is no responsibility such as jobs, because every day is filled with drinking, smoking, and jamming. In other words, a dude-topia.

I thought he was dead just staring into space like that, but he was really in Dudeland.

Dudeland by fightstupid324 February 5, 2010

Dudealicious 

When sexual attraction arise between two men but they’re stopped by a natural force.

Karandeep is a guy I have a dudealicious feelings for but he has a girlfriend.

Dudealicious by Phuu_07 October 21, 2022

Dudebuddy 

The type of friend who sees the world just like you do. You share similar music tastes, career goals, sexual desires, etc.

I'm starting a sick indie glam band with my dudebuddy.

Dudebuddy by Jollygoodsir August 17, 2015