douche bag 

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

douche bag by JeremyJ December 23, 2007

douche turtle 

1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.

2. A stupid fangirl

3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)

Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

God slut, stop being such a douche turtle

I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.

douche turtle by Stunna Shades INC January 20, 2008

douche bag 

following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket

so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit

douche bag by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

douche cake 

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

douche cake by Rachel McPaisley October 17, 2008

Douche Bagelow 

when a bro screws you over for something stupid

(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!

Douche Bagelow by coolrockindaddy May 18, 2009

Douche Shirt 

A shirt containing douche font.

Geo: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Joe "Yeah it was a douche shirt, tons of douche font on it"

Douche Shirt by Walrus I Am January 9, 2010

douche-bag milkshake

a used douche-bag that is put through a blender (maybe with some chocolate) also a 1/2 cup milk and preferably a cherry on top: this term is mainly used as an insult but a very delectable desert

1:"god my mom is being such a douche-bag milkshake"

2:" i would like to order a grande (tall) douche-bag milkshake please"

douche-bag milkshake by sumdumblond July 9, 2010