drunken barn dance

here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.

What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?

A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)

It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)

That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.

What

by Matt MMB Murphy December 12, 2016

meghan gran dance

noun. dance in which hands are flat and open and arms are at 90 degree angles at chest level and hands "pulse" up and down regardless of the beat of the music.

even though heavy techno was playing and everyone was raving out, meghan gran was quietly doing the meghan gran dance which was totally different from what everyone else in the car doing.

you know meghan gran is in the zone when she busts out the meghan gran dance, she cant be stopped when she is in such an intense rage.

by meghan gran's lover June 23, 2009

Lap dance dial

When your receiving a lap dance, your phone rings, and because of the high speed grinding answers.

I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job

by Bigbrachcock11 June 7, 2018

polish line dance

A two man circle jerk

I caught Wesely and Matt doing a polish line dance.

by Jeddbobb December 13, 2022

The dakota square dance

When you fold your dick into a square and shove it into a girl's anus

Dude I totally did The dakota square dance to Sahara!

by Sexmaster6979 January 25, 2023

gay dance mom

someone who can’t figure out their aesthetic

i’m a gay dance mom

by dancer_queen_9281 December 20, 2019

The White Man's Dance

Describes the uncoordinated, rhythmless nature of which a person tries to dance. It originated from the (white man) but has crept into other races across the globe as many men and women stumble on the dance floor in attempts to (cut a rug).

However, when this "dance" is initiated by a female, it is known at the White Girl Dance. It also originated from the female caucasian persuasion, but has crept its way into other ethnicities.

"Hey Mark, how was the club last night?"
"It sucked ass!"
"But I heard you met a hot-ass girl!"
"She was doing the White Girl Dance."
"No!"
"Yeah.... so I left her on the dance floor. And then she ended up with some dude, doing the White man's dance."

by C.Bernard July 29, 2008