crush stain

When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat

Hey Jackie got crush stains on her mom jeans

by obviouslyadoughnut October 10, 2020

Taco Bell Crush

A relationship that lasts as long as it takes for a Taco Bell meal to pass through your intestines.

I just had a Taco Bell crush on Sean. Today I’m in the mood for Freddy’s.

by Vic Pedersen December 17, 2023

crushed black diamond grill

White man usually acting as black gender with jacked up cavity filled mouth thinking he got a grill

Look there is Robby with his crushed black diamond grill cheezin!

by Txpud63 March 13, 2020

console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 18, 2020

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 15, 2022

national get flirty with your crush day

you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf

Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..

by Toxic_f**ker October 23, 2019

bridge crush

that one person you get feelings for after breaking up and trying to get over someone

are those feelings genuine? maybe but most likely not.

“bro what happened between you and jasmine? I thought u was into her.”

“nah fam she was just my bridge crush after I got over mia.”

“shii okk i got u, ayt so I think also i got a bridge crush on jasmine too”

“fr? thats crazyy”

by dollartreerat March 18, 2024