Alex of Cock

The act of being a wonderful Mathematician, whilst also getting A*s in everything and chair-shagging.

Hey, Alex of Cock, get off my chair with your weinus.

Das nasty.

by RonBodWettyPants June 1, 2010

Cock-Shopping

Girls at the mall or anywhere else dressed up looking to get banged-out by multiple dudes.

Gio: Did you see Debbie and her friends at the mall earlier?

Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.

Gio: They'll probably buy something.

by Cody Rotten May 27, 2007

cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.

"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"

by monkeybatter December 3, 2007

Cock Walker

A male street hustler.

Everytime we drive this way I see that guy. Yeah! He's a cock walker and tht's his corner.

by Gulliver1953 August 23, 2008

Cock-Fail

When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail

Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Cock spaniel

(noun, usu. female) nymphomaniac of the submissive variety, extremely devoted and generally long-sufferingly obedient to male members.

Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.

Would you look at Denise? The longing look in her eyes when she sees a bulge in anyone's pants. She's such a cock spaniel!

by Triskallion December 30, 2008

Cock Fleas

Pubic Lice

(A variation of Cockhole Fleas)

This fucking sucks, I've got cock fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008