by Bradford, PA March 09, 2011
To obtain the legendary item we call the KFC Cock, you would need to go over to one of the famous KFC restaurants and sneak into the kitchen area and quickly twist the knob on the fryer. After you do that, you should see the oil should bubble rapidly. Then whip out your greasy midget choad and sink it into the bubbling heap of disgust. Sure you might scream but who isn’t into BDSM? Anyways after you do that your cock should be very crispy and crunchy. If you want (If you didnt get arrested) you can feed this snack to your girl and let her munch away on this chicken nugget. (Or guy if your into that gay shit no homo tho.)
Bobby: Yo I fed my girl a KFC cock and she loved it.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
by Dumb Subject October 23, 2018
The space between one man's cock and another man's cock. If said space becomes shorter than a known standard, this is known as a violation. When in doubt, go back to back with guns.
Man A: "Do you mind if i stand facing you with less than 2 inches between our cocks?"
Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."
Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"
Man B: "Right on."
Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."
Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"
Man B: "Right on."
by Oats1987 May 18, 2011
The annoying actions of a selfish individual who seeks to make one's life as difficult as possible. IE - like a cocksucker
"The only reason I have managed to keep my job is that my boss appreciates that I endure my co-worker's cock succotash on a daily basis."
by LoRezzieNo December 29, 2013
A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.
by Mishka81 February 06, 2010
(noun, usu. female) nymphomaniac of the submissive variety, extremely devoted and generally long-sufferingly obedient to male members.
Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.
Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.
Would you look at Denise? The longing look in her eyes when she sees a bulge in anyone's pants. She's such a cock spaniel!
by Triskallion December 30, 2008
by Canadian Goose March 13, 2014