Closetation

Being closeted. Can also be used referring to the timeframe a person was closeted in.

“I was in closetation until 20 years old”

Or

“Which era of his closetation did he have the pink hair?”

Closetation by eden1310 May 18, 2026

Closet doll

Closet doll - Someone who is pulled out only for the care and fulfillment of other people who typically don't do the same for you.

(Not used for insult, but for ones own self reflection upon their kindness)

"I feel like i'm just your closet doll. You only pull me out when you need me to care about you. But when have you once ever cared about me?"
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"I am just everyones closet doll, peeking through the cracks of the closet at their success, and their wellbeing."

Closet doll by Itsnouse May 30, 2026

Closed Door Experience

A less common & more socially acceptable euphemism referring to releasing one’s built up fecal matter behind the closed bathroom door. More commonly referred to as “taking a shit.”

Sydney, go ahead and order whatever dessert you think looks good. I need to hit the men’s room and have a closed door experience.

Closed Door Experience by Mau-Man July 20, 2026

horizontal closet 

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.

Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.

horizontal closet by Julio Sizzle October 9, 2008

Behind Closed Curtains 

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

Behind Closed Curtains by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

Curtain Closers 

icing on the cake, finishing touches, that little extra love.

Those girl's j-lo booties was a Curtain Closers.

Curtain Closers by aatmochrisash July 6, 2010

Honey Closet 

Probably the coolest guy on the face of the planet, bar none!

Whoa, "Honey Closet is rad, dude"

Honey Closet by jeremy lukin October 5, 2010