"Hey Gary, what's a cup?"
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
by Crocks&Socks February 11, 2019
Get the Cupmug. by JackiesArmHair September 20, 2023
Get the Cup Loadmug. by Hellofucknigga September 24, 2023
Get the Front cup for 2 FuckNiggamug. Bill: Hey!! YOU!! *angry face*>X(
Joe: Wud I do??!? O.o
Bill: *hucks cup at Joe*
Joe: aAaAAaaAaAhHhHH!! *smack!!* OW!!! CUP PAIN!! >_< !!!
Joe: Wud I do??!? O.o
Bill: *hucks cup at Joe*
Joe: aAaAAaaAaAhHhHH!! *smack!!* OW!!! CUP PAIN!! >_< !!!
by ~Harlequin~ January 23, 2009
Get the cup painmug. The act of reaching between a mans legs from behind and cupping his testicles while simultaneously inserting one's thumb into the anus.
by Boobsthecat June 15, 2018
Get the Cup and Stuffmug. You had to be there...
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
by FuckLukeCowan February 25, 2024
Get the The 2003 Silver Cup Finalmug. by ApricotFields May 19, 2025
Get the DDD Cupmug.