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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

Norman the crusted 

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted
Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!
Norman the crusted by Vlemon August 6, 2023

tuna no crust 

Muncher of pussy ; preferably without clitty litter
My mans an them like my tuna no crust cause they hate a crusty pussy .
tuna no crust by LizintheHall September 23, 2023

Let it crust 

Build up of cheddar in your bottom region
After masturbating I just let it crust
Let it crust by CrustKing March 24, 2024

take the crust off my bread 

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("