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promo box

A "promo box" is a retro style rectangular tin (metal) lunch box. Also referred to as a carry all.

Makell Bird, founder of ADED.US Music Distribution, took the idea of an old school kid's lunch box –– which was popular amongst kids in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s –– and rebranded it as a way to carry around a musicians's personal belongings.

The following items are items you would usually see in a "promo box":
cell phone, smart phone, wallet, plastic cards like credit cards, business cards, promotional stickers, cd's, dvd discs, lighters, weed, guitar picks, batteries, charger cables, small cameras....

The whole point behind the "promo box" is to turn any person (in this case, someone in the music business) into a traveling salesman. A "promo box" allows the carrier to distribute and promote his person and/or business material all over town. It serves as a smaller version of a suitcase and it also makes a wonderful appendage so that you don't have to carry all these items in your wallet or a backpack.

Thanks to it's shape, you can also put promotional stickers all over it like you would do to a laptop or car window.
This dude just gave me a free CD and some business cards out of his promo box.
by maktown September 13, 2014
mugGet the promo boxmug.

bashed box

a vagina that has struggled through child birth & has seen better days
Q: How many children are you going to have?
A: None! I don't want a bashed box.
by squeezemykayak January 27, 2012
mugGet the bashed boxmug.

Munchie Box

Pizza box full of epic things to eat while drunk or stoned from the takeaway
Man I was pure chonged last night and went down to Aladdin for a munchie box.
by thestig8 September 21, 2016
mugGet the Munchie Boxmug.

Wet Box

Wet box is the American word for “shower” Can also be spelled as wetbox. Not to be confused with a setting on a hose, or a rain shower.
“About to go hop in the wet box, can you grab the speaker?”
“Just took a wetbox detour it was so refreshing
“god you stink girl lemme heat up the wet box for you real quick”
by fanabanana07898 June 29, 2023
mugGet the Wet Boxmug.

fury box

Don't forget to bring the fury box.
by Jezjez October 1, 2017
mugGet the fury boxmug.

Fart box

A fart box is a closed space or room with a door that is totally consumed with a fart. When this said closed space is opened up the only thing you smell is that fart.
P1: “Man I just totally created a fart box in the shower! Do not go in there for awhile.”
P2: “Didn’t need to know that but thanks for sharing.”
by blackkitty00 December 25, 2019
mugGet the Fart boxmug.

Box Muncher

Some that eat pussy
by ZJay412 November 1, 2020
mugGet the Box Munchermug.

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