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dunk biscuits

A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.
Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...
by Schlongzilla (MJB) January 10, 2012
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digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.
Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.
by wiretapper October 24, 2016
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Soggy Biscuits

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023
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Blister biscuit

Swollen vagina with puffy lips usually seen after a girl pleasures herself with a vacuum or suction cup.
by Stavi Herbmer February 28, 2022
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Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.
Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.
by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020
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Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.
That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.
by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023
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Buttered Biscuit

A snus nicotine pouch (like a zyn) dipped into a baggie of cocaine.
"bro i just ripped an upper decky 6mg buttered biscuit, where these pledges at"
by ebkwgsp September 25, 2025
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