muddy Bear

A large hairy gay man who enjoys skat play.

Will you be my Muddy Bear?

by The_REAL_RickSanchez March 5, 2021

Scary Bears

the act of pooping or the state of the poop in question

"Where have ya been, dude?"
"Scary Bears"
"Oh gotcha"
or
"Was it a good poop?"
"It looked like scary bears"

by DrRodimus March 29, 2015

Trash bear

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.

All the toilets in the restroom were occupied and I had to poop so bad I had no other option but to trash bear in the urinal

by Nickel slick nasty December 28, 2019

Bear Chug

To drink honey straight out of a plastic bottle shaped like a bear.

It was getting late and we were out of snacks, so grabbed the honey and did the bear chug.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 13, 2011

Pizza Bear

The greatest Boston Terrier-English Bulldog mix in the world. He loves food and humping female dogs (pretty funny to see), whines whenever someone has pizza and he can't have any, thus his name, and he sleeps on top of his dog house like snoopy! He's quite cuddly albeit rambunctious, and will always find a way to lick you right on the face. Pizza Bear has cancer... He's fought all his life. but his life lately seems to be coming to a close. I'm so sorry Pizza. I'll always love you.

"Bring Pizza Bear upstairs after his bathroom break. Also, give him his Palladia (chemo) pills."w

by Scalamuush April 13, 2021

Momma Bear

An extroverted female (usually a virgin) who is the top dog and caregiver within social circles and is friends with many guys but does not seek a relationship or casual relations.

Ben- "You still trying to get with Momma Bear?"

Jerry- "Yea... She's nice, but she just don't put out!"

by SpenceHence May 26, 2009

Bear Claw

A set of pussy lips that are so rank they have nails.

Look at that dumpy house frump. That bear claw of hers is wearing right through the front of her jeans.

by El Chodo Con Queso September 24, 2003