Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.

Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News

by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010

It was a bad day to be a cheesecake

A joke from the cast of the famous horror project, Generation Loss. The cast also made shirts quoting this phrase.

“Let me tell you, it was a bad day to be a cheesecake.”

by genlossbrainrot June 28, 2023

bad bingo season

Excuse that compulsive bingo players use when they are not winning. No one actually knows when the bingo season starts or ends.

"hey laura how are you doing at bingo tonight?" ,"not good its a really bad bingo season"

by not good at bingo July 13, 2009

bad bitch move

When you see a helicopter in COD Warzone, and you managed to ping the pilot instead of the helicopter itself.

I just made a bad bitch move dude, you should have seen it!

by Min9us March 18, 2021

mad cuh bad

When someone is mad because they’re bad at something

Bob: mad?
Rj: fuk u noob
Bob:Mad cuh bad jajaja

by Rjmadcuhbad April 21, 2018

bad bottom day

A day when it's just not working downstairs. Very farty and greasy.

I shouldn't have eaten that lentil burrito last night because I'm now having a bad bottom day.

by ratbagitinerant October 3, 2008

Bad Haircut Day

A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.

-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?

Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.

by Oroboro August 14, 2011