Natures Bucket

The floor
"Where did you put the screws for this?"
"Natures Bucket" *points to floor*
"oh, my, god jake!"
by yaboicat January 23, 2023
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.

$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
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sausage bucket

One who has many lovers at the same time. Many eggs in one basket.
They're going on another date ? that one's nothing but a sausage bucket.
by kybe11 November 15, 2021
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bucket of tea

Guy *takes balls out of mouth* "how's your bucket of tea"
by CraigDumpandGo October 14, 2017
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Tuck it in your Bucket

A slang term pertaining to sex, usually referring to anal
Dam girl, you look fine in those yoga pants. Can I tuck it in your Bucket?!
by F*g June 21, 2022
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Movin around the bucket

Say the world is the bucket. And you get to moving around. You know what I'm saying Yaz
Damn Bobby you really got to movin around the bucket on that one.
by Sally from the valley December 05, 2021
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National Bucket Hat Day

Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat
Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.
by September Seventh September 08, 2021
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