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Alphared

Someone who average in about every way. They are too good at games to have fun with people but not good enough to go competitive. Most people would say that they are the "funny one" however the Alphared would most likely not know if this statement is fact or merely hiding the fact that they have no memorable traits. Most are just below 6" and are OK with it, yet other question this option. Most Alphareds love to talk emotionally yet struggle to find someone to communicate with, as they are aware of how dark their feelings are to others. Alphareds will usually have a small aspiration which they struggle to achieve e.g. Singing or drawing. They also struggle to commit in a healthy manner and will either give up after a short amount of time or damage themselves by overworking and blame it on the work itself. It is almost impossible to determine who is and isn't an Alphared but a person will know if they are one themselves.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm Alphared"
"Oh I love that YouTuber"
"No, I said Alphared. Like the letter Alpha and the colour red"
by NormalHuman1 January 18, 2021
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Alphaburger

The Alphaburger is a tasty burger with real words in it
Customer: hey Can I get an AlphaBurger I love them
Cashier: Yea we have some I will be ready in 5 minutes
Customer: Its worth the wait...
by Make alphaburgers real January 19, 2021
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alptross

Commonly known as an amazing YouTuber. Has amazing content on his youtube. Tutorials and fun clips. He is one of the most amazing people to live.
Bro, you are such an alptross. I wish I could be more like you.
by Alptross February 2, 2021
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alpatros

Known to be an amazing human being. Has a large cock. Usually compared to gods
OMG, you are an alpatross. OMG
by Alptross February 4, 2021
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Alphabet boys

Any one represented by letters symbolizing the alpha or beginning. Always bet on black! R.A.M. G.O.E.
Before mankind's law the original people were self governed alphabet boys. Human history. People's heritage.
by R.A.M. G.O.E. March 21, 2021
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alphabeta$keet

Alphabeta is the best hvher group in the entire universe. A alpha beta member can beat any skeeter without even using any hvh cheat. Alphabeta$keet gang
Hey i just got invited to alphabeta$keet
Poggers
by PersonPlayer March 22, 2021
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alphabetic attributes

'Stats 'n' specs of various items, in A-Z order:
AAttributes: Da minutes of your last sobriety meeting.
BATtributes: Details of either (1) baseball-whacking devices or (2) winged cave-dwelling mammals (bonus fact --- they are **not** blind!)
CATtributes: Da specifics of what makes Garfield tick.
DATtributes: Da nitty-gritty about modern recording-cassettes.
EATtributes: How someone stuffs his face.
FATtributes: Similar to da previous definition, except dat it measures how obese said face-stuffer gets from his debauched gluttony.
GATTributes: Da specifics of da infamous "free 'n' fair worldwide commerce" resolution.
HATtributes: Da fussy details about your headwear.
JATtributes: Da unique culture of northeast-area inhabitants of India and Pakistan.
KATTributes: Da airing-schedule and programming-themes of da OKC-based FM radio station.
LATTributes: Da main plot of da famous "cute doggies nibbling da same strand of spaghetti" animated movie.
MATtributes: Da make/model, dimensions, color, texture, firmness, etc. of yer exercise-pad.
More examples of alphabetic attributes include:
NATtributes: What makes Nathan his own unique self.
OATtributes: Da quality and price of da grain dat you feed your hoofed-and-maned friend in da back yard.
PATtributes: Specifics of either (1) when/how ya administer soothing/affectionate "laying on of hands", or (2) what's special about your Irish guy/gal-pal.
QATtributes: Da appearance, growing-method, uses, etc. of da euphoria-producing flowering plant from Ethiopia.
RATtributes: How Mr. Mole's best friend lives and thinks.
SATtributes: Describes how students are forced to plant their butts for long periods to take a stupid end-of-term exam.
TATtributes: Da "getting even" specifics dat Madea describes to Dr. Phil during their infamous "getters gettin' got" dialogue.
VATtributes: Da dimensions, volume/capacity, etc. of large open-topped storage/processing tubs.

WATTributes: Describes da quality/quantity of da angry pixies supplied by da power company.
XATtributes: What a specific totem pole looks like, and da history behind it.
YATtributes: Da unique qualities of New Orleans accents.
ZATtributes: Za zhortcut of zaying, "Is that".
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
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