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Jake

A very interesting person. They usually find themselves with their friends and making the dirtiest jokes or dad jokes nobody gets. Other than that, they can be a tad bit rebellious and get in trouble a lot. But, they're just the most sweetest, caring person anyone could ever meet. When they're alone with someone, they will make you smile and have a long laugh. They appreciate their friends and family, and will always put others first. They especially love hanging out with the other gender or race, no matter what, they will always support a person for their decisions. They're extremely understanding, and are always there for a person no matter what!
Jake, you loser!
by veenus January 31, 2021
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Jake Paul

Some random person people compare to genocidal psychopaths like Adolf Hitler all because he acted stupid one day and didn’t change his behaviour in the same way psychopathic feminists that assume that the world is made up of BLACK and WHITE and every single human being has experienced the exact same experience.
“Omg, he wasn’t 100% perfect in front of millions of people! Let’s destroy Jake Paul and compare him to cancer!”
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
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The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine
Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes
by Horace Cox August 21, 2022
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Jake

Jake is the best guy friend you’ll ever meet. He’ll love u with all his heart. He’s definitely a family type of guy. He may seem intimidating at first but he’s really a softie. He’s the funniest person ever. You never wanna lose a Jake.
I love Jake so much.
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
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Jake Paul

I sillt little internet boy who thinks he is the greatest boxer of all time. Which is ridicouless when u put in account some of the few actual boxers for example Muhammed Ali, Mike tyson, Sugar ray leonard, Sugar ray johnson,Lucas the Spider, Tyson fury, and the list can go on of who is better than him a boxing. Anyways Jake Paul is the worst human being to ever live on this planet earth
JAKE PAUL IS A FUCKING SOPPY LITTLE TWAT
by MonsterKid123 December 1, 2021
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Jake C

This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more
by Crystal-R June 13, 2020
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Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
by Womack April 24, 2023
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