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L. John

Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.

Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.

Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John

That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!

If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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You type the words in 2x2 squares. you are so bored you stop breathing
Person 1: 12qw23we34er45rt56ty67yu78ui89io90op0-p-=qwaswesderdfrtfgtyghyuhjuijkioklopl;p;'aszxsdxcdfcvfgvbghbnhjnmjkm,kl,.l;./
Person 2: dies
by Thewarmblanket May 24, 2023
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L

The character that tries to figure out who Kira is in the Death Note anime series
Kira: I’m way too smart for L
by Sweet Poison~ July 30, 2018
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L

If somebody says that you should "take the L" or calls you a "L ratio," it means that you are a loser. If you are new to the games Fortnite or Roblox, this phrase may be shared by pro gamers. You most likely are a noob with no winning streak if somebody calls you a "L." This is the oppposite of gg (good game) and can be used to show dominance.
Ashley: Wow that was a fun game! I didn't win but that's ok.
Marco: Take the, L! You're such a noob!!!! I have so many more wins than you LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by dandelionsarecool May 9, 2022
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L

slang for a lose
by tan_ldn December 11, 2016
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L-earned

An adjective
Term describing someone who has earned their insight/education through life experiences, not just formal education. A reimagining of "learned" as "L-earned," the "L" stands for Living, Loving, Listening, Lifting, Loss, or Lessons.
She didn't just study social work in college, she L-earned her license by raising a family, surviving heartbreak, working hard, and showing up.
by jcperk June 21, 2025
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