Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021

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by anonymous November 10, 2021

lobbing the h

Lobbing the h means when you say something that goes over someone's head, or something that makes absolutely no sense.

PERSON 1: Did you catch what he said?
PERSON 2: No man, he lobbed the h so hard...

PERSON 1: She should stop yapping...
PERSON 2: I know right, my head hurts from how hard she's lobbing the h

by sigmarizzler69 May 15, 2024

h

is the letter you use to check if your internet connection is up

momma : „son my skype call broke up“
son: *search h on google*

by Semoo April 6, 2020

C&H

Cocaine and hookers.

We've got the C&H on the way

by Unlisted maniac #3 September 2, 2023

h

a super cool letter which is the best

h

by deja blu July 2, 2021

church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023