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Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.
"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"
by swedishmegma July 27, 2016
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dreams dick

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Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!
by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022
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dick

1 - Bro can i speak to your dick ?
2 - Sure.
3 - Hey little guy
by lovelygamer88 July 15, 2021
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dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle
by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
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Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.
Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek
by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022
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Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.
Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .
by klaxxo September 9, 2024
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