When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.
White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
by Seabasstheitalian April 21, 2020
Get the Dirty ukulelemug. by Mc retard April 9, 2021
Get the Dirty Woodsmug. by Toe jammy poo November 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Isleymug. A dirty yumeko is when you stick a playing card so far up your boyfriends ass he nuts and you use the jizz as butter
by Sbaijanand aloha January 8, 2021
Get the dirty yumekomug. A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.
"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
by Itwasntme491 April 7, 2022
Get the dirty timoleonmug. by DriDri172 April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Drimug. When a Boy doesn’t shave his pubes before sex and they get stuck in the vagina and he gets them out with his mouth
Girl 1: so how was the sex with him?
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know! I thought it felt like sandpaper!
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know! I thought it felt like sandpaper!
by DirtyBritain April 20, 2020
Get the Dirty Shilahmug.