My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

Dick

Dick which is another word for the human body part is males called the Penis

My dick is so big

by Lee Yong Jie June 27, 2022

Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december

Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"

by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020

Dick and Dash

When a guy has sex with a girl and then leaves without further ado.

Basically a play on words from Dine and Dash.

“No, she is not my girlfriend, I just did a Dick and Dash, you know, like when you eat and then split without paying.”

by Dee_Snutz November 17, 2022

Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex

“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!

by fuckshitbitch December 5, 2018

Dick for dick's sake

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.

"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."

by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024

vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016