Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025

toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist

that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick

by jaja, du weißt schon June 25, 2017

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

Nani dicking

When your friends grandma has a big veiny glizzy
When your friends grandma has a penis, it’s called a nani dick

Hey did you see sevs grandma? She’s nani dicking

by No,Yourabt November 15, 2020

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

Dick whipper

noun _dick whipper(s)
A male who engages in many sexual activity with many different people in a short amount of time.

A male who engages in sexual activity with a large number of people, occasionally simultaneously.

it refers to a guy always whipping out his penis to have sexual activity with other people.

Glen Quagmire from family guy is a dick whipper.

You shouldn't date him, i hear he a dick whipper.

dude your such a dick whipper!! how could you sleep with my girlfriend?!

by Alex Mascari February 24, 2011