Urban dick

Someone who uses the urban dictionary to an inappropriate extreme

They’re such an urban dick, always using words that’s don’t exist

by MsMaryMack December 20, 2021

Dick

an underdeveloped third leg that grows from the mans groin. Becomes hard when the man is sexually attracted to something or someone

Guy 1: “BRO YOUR PENIS IS STICKING OUT”
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner

a dick is a wonderful thing

by mama385 January 22, 2024

Dick

The only thing i like about men

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.

by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Dick chopping

The colloquial term for "castration".

Wow, did you hear about Tobey's dick chopping? Guess he's done dealing with kids.

by AbsolutelyNotEilish December 16, 2020

Dick

Jake Fischer

Wow Jake Fisher is a real dick

by NotJakeFisher April 8, 2018

he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023