vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.

Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.

by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016

Chalk yo dick

To scrape someone's penis on concrete in broad daylight.

"You know what? I'm gonna Chalk yo dick bruh." "bro got chalk dick yo." "Bro got Chalk in his dick!"

by 444 Meatball Time April 1, 2024

Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.

You're such a ken's dick

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021

dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 30, 2019

Dick shaming

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019

Dick

Jacob Coleman

Has a 2 inch dick

by uwufatpussy July 10, 2019

Dick

Dick is hard.

Dick is hard.

by That girl Nyla March 16, 2020