Dick

an underdeveloped third leg that grows from the mans groin. Becomes hard when the man is sexually attracted to something or someone

Guy 1: “BRO YOUR PENIS IS STICKING OUT”
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner

a dick is a wonderful thing

by mama385 January 22, 2024

Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.

Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.

by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021

Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick

Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass

by Crystal meth January 13, 2021

he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017