Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022
Get the lick my dickmug. 1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
(1)
I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015
Get the Put The Dick Away.mug. Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021
Get the Raccoon Dickmug. A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.
by master release plz November 15, 2019
Get the Deli Dickmug. Furthermore, it is the wiser linecook who has graduated. Not to be mistaken with linecook dick. Chef Dick is the single male, usually in a Sioux chef or head chef position who has figured out all the secrets to sex, been married, has divorced, raising children and has a furnished apartment he utilizes to coerce the Kundalini within a women.
Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.
Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.
Sara: I heard Zach is Going to a Tool concert after work.
Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick
Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick
by AubSnow August 28, 2022
Get the Chef Dickmug. A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022
Get the Pencil Dickmug. When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.
Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.
by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021
Get the The Moby Dickmug.