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Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022
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National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people
Hey Eman, Happy national cuck day
by Yb12364 August 14, 2025
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Discord N-Word Day

January 10 Discord N-Word Day
It's a day that you can say the n word in everywhere you want and mods are not allowed to ban you
A:Wassup Niggers!
B:I'm gonna ban you
A:You can't because today is Discord N-Word Day!
by IjustEatass January 5, 2021
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name
Blah blah blahNational give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”
by thefreaknamedreek August 4, 2024
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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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