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pussy whipped 

1) Noun, Adjective, The man in the relationship has his balls firmly grasped by his girlfriend, where she is the man of the relationship making you devote all your time, money, food, and air.
2)Adjective, The woman has the penis in the relationship.
Damn, Christian is so pussy whipped by Katie he would rather watch Dirty Dancing and make scented candles than play baseball with us guys.
pussy whipped by Sengerdoodle April 19, 2007
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Puppy-whipped 

When your dog is really tired after a day at doggy day care, or after a very long walk.
Boo was so puppy-whipped after returning from doggy day care that he could barely pick up his head to get a treat.
Puppy-whipped by Betzzzeee March 6, 2010
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Being obsessed with ones girlfriend to the point that she controls you and you no longer hang out with men
Oliver <3 Caroline

Me: dude oliver is so whipped
Lobbo: I heard caroline legit whips him
Oliver: but i love the feel of leather on my back
Me:poussbag
Whipped by Lobbo1 July 28, 2010

whipped lightning 

The world's first alcohol-infused whipped cream. It's high in alcohol, sugary, and its great to put on ANYTHING.
That girl emptied 2 cans of whipped lightning.
whipped lightning by nesucks December 1, 2010

Whipped Antics 

Antics performed in a whipped fashion on one or more girls, preferably ones in a relationship (so one is confined to the whip extremely tightly). This normally includes chirpsing on twitter, by text or bbm during the day and especially during school hours where others can give banter whilst one texts their whipped love. The Facebook whipped chirpse is commonly seen as an error as one can be baited out but also their filthy lines can receive likes and comments.
*Boy tweeting a girl in public about getting their phone fixed and how much they have to catch up on. - "Mate hush your whipped antics"
Boy wall to walling to a girl - "Mate this wall to wall is a whipped antics"
Boy seeing a girl on the way to school in the morning and speaking to them - "Mate we would be on time if it wasn't for your whipped antics"

Whipster 

Young children trained in the art of the dance move known as "whipping". These kids also have a unique taste in apparel, such has multiple hats stacked on their head, gold chains, tight pink exercise pants, floral timberland shoes, and just the largest, baggiest, t-shirt ever. But damn, these kids can whip.
Douchebag: So, you think you can whip as good as me and my fucking squad, huh Billie?
Billie: Damn right. (Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae, now watch me whip whip)
Kid #1: Eyyyyyy!
Kid #2: Ohhh fuck
Kid #3: We got a motherfuckin whipster right here!
Billie: *smacks Douchebag's hat off* Damn straight.
Everyone: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Whipster by Talfiro August 6, 2015

mall whipped 

1) Term for a man witnessed holding his wife's purse while she shops.

2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
"Man, Fred was so mall whipped on Saturday! I saw him holding a purse and two Macy's bags while his wife was trying on shoes. He didn't see me. But I was laughing behind the lingerie."
mall whipped by ThePointe March 18, 2008