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Jill wank

When u masterbaite over a photo of morgz mum
by Jamesgilbert123 October 7, 2021
mugGet the Jill wankmug.

Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
mugGet the Big Telly Wankmug.

wank-o-tron

A massive wanking machine created by the one and only banterlope. The banterlope is a godly youtuber who makes amazing content and is better then PewDiePie and KSI put together even tough he only has 162 subscribers. He is now loaded as fuck and films his insane content with his Iphone 5s... Fuck yes. You shall bow down to your almighty leader and I don't mean Kim-Jon-Un... I mean the banterlope
That wank-o-tron is an amazing youtuber
by The banterlope January 10, 2017
mugGet the wank-o-tronmug.

wank socket

Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket
by TRIGGBLOKE June 4, 2021
mugGet the wank socketmug.

wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.
Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.
by ThatPurple July 29, 2017
mugGet the wank noodlemug.

wank spots

When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back
“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves
by Midge05 October 3, 2021
mugGet the wank spotsmug.

Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.
In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank
by cosmicgaming September 11, 2016
mugGet the Protein Wankmug.

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