a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses
u r a uncle lololololol
by IAMTHEONEANDONLYUNCLWHORAPEDU June 9, 2020
Get the Unclemug. Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019
Get the Uncle Gertrudemug. Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.
by bigfoot889 June 3, 2017
Get the uncle russmug. The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.
We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.
by Suttleacees June 12, 2024
Get the Uncle Frankedmug. My sesqui-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the sesqui-great-cousin-unclemug. A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.
Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
by The Cap N' April 9, 2021
Get the Wild Unclemug. Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.
My great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-great-cousin-unclemug.