The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
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We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024
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Get the Twat Mouse mug.Twat, a strike were your fingers flail from a clench fist to strike you target with a whipping motion, twat resembles the sound made on connection
by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014
Get the Twat mug.After the pandemic, there are people who don't want to return to the workplace, but in most instances need to make an appearance. They decide to enjoy 4 day weekends year round and only come into the office on Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.... AKA, TWATs!
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Get the yo swat a twat mug.Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit
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