TWAT

After the pandemic, there are people who don't want to return to the workplace, but in most instances need to make an appearance. They decide to enjoy 4 day weekends year round and only come into the office on Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.... AKA, TWATs!

Its Friday, so that TWAT isn't in the office today.

by Vance Baggins October 27, 2022

Twat menagerie

A large group of idiots and arseholes

I went to the festival but it was a complete twat menagerie so it sucked

by W. A. R. October 10, 2015

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021

Twat

A word that can only be utilised to maximum effect through the oral skills of hamis.

Hamis: You fucking twat.
Olivia: You fricking twat.

See. Hamis delivered it better

by Hamid27494 March 31, 2020

Twat-fucker

The worst nightmare of the world.

That dude is such a twat-fucker!

by The Anrkissed September 23, 2019

dim twat

When you call someone a dim twat you are saying they are very dumb.

Luca said, "Wow. She is such a dim twat." "I know right she is so dumb," said Lola.

by Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh August 23, 2017

Twat

Sitting leader of the 2016-2022 Liberals of Canada a "Twat" (pronounced T-wa-t), ruining a country while stuttering through a sentence whether in French or english. A Twat has many ways to be identified, such as - slow wit, bright socks, ignorance, oblivious to one's actions, self absorbed and self centered also conducts racketeering at the highest levels of government.

The Twat is about to speak on TV, I wonder what stupid shut he'll say next.

Oh no the Twat is ruining Canada, how can we get rid of the Twat

by Twattey January 28, 2022