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Titty resurrection 

When a women freezes her fecal matter at approximately 20 degrees, then removes said fecal matter to titty fuck her own self, using the fecal matter to resurrect her sex life
I just saw a chick performing a titty resurrection, she must be having a rough time

Tittydong Beach 

Rename of the local “Secret’s Beach” just off Small Beach in Maui.
This is the only nude beach in Maui.
Let’s go get loose at Tittydong Beach! Be careful though, the turtles might bite off your juicy meat.
Tittydong Beach by Mojomanocho July 10, 2022

Titty Puddin 

A reference to male ejaculate on a female chest
Gimme that titty puddin Big Papa
Titty Puddin by DaRoad July 30, 2022

Titty Don't

When I woman's stomach sticks out farther than her breast. The female version of a "dickie do".
"Ugg I ate so much I gave myself a titty don't."

"My stomach sticks out farther than my titties do."
Titty Don't by Dr. LOL August 6, 2022

Titty caught in the wringer 

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.
“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

titty grandma

me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."