pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

Post Traumatic Down Syndrome

Kind of like a brain fart, but much more severe. This usually happens in a discord call with your closest friends because of course it does.

Friend: Have you seen Mike anywhere?

You: No I haven't seen hyimom.

Friend: Hyimom?

You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome

by VBSBazooka September 1, 2020

Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.

Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*

by millardfillmore April 19, 2010

post-9/11 clarity

When the plane so fire that your steel beams buckle.

Man, things just haven't been the same since that day.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.

by CozyBanx September 16, 2023

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

Post-glastonbury stress disorder.

You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.

Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?

Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.

by william reid July 20, 2015

Queen of Sh!t-posts

The most amazing YouTuber and totally under-rated! Also the Queen of editing!!

"My favorite YouTuber is Queen of Sh!t-posts!"

by Blake_the_fish June 9, 2021